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MAJESTIC 12!

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CLASSIFIED – EYES ONLY 

SUBJECT: MAJESTIC 12 (CHICAGO DIVISION) 

AUTHORIZATION: [REDACTED] 

DATE OF ORIGIN: UNKNOWN 

LOCATION: CHICAGO, IL 

On or about an undisclosed date, the musical entity known as Majestic 12 was formed, suspected of deploying high levels of sonic funk and improvisational R&B maneuvers throughout the Chicago area and beyond. Intelligence suggests that the group's primary objective is the manipulation of groove through unexplored musical territories. 

Operatives identified within the unit: 

● Ryan Gac (Guitar): Suspected of high-level string manipulation, utilizing classified tone modulation. 

● Don Allen Jr. (Drums): Possesses advanced percussive capabilities, capable of destabilizing rhythmic predictability. 

● Jae Gentile (Bass): Engages in low-end frequency control with precision; potential interdimensional groove activity detected. 

● Clarence Williams Jr. (Keys): Executor of harmonic anomalies, linked to multiple cases of sonic euphoria. 

● Matt Jarosch (Trombone): Suspected brass technician, responsible for destabilizing known jazz structures. 

Field reports confirm that Majestic 12 does not adhere to standard musical protocols, instead employing compositions as launchpads for [REDACTED]-level improvisational explorations. Their methods are unconventional, their impact undeniable. If encountered in a live setting, immediate engagement is advised.

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